corny jokes

Anak: Nay, totoo ba na "1st love nver dies?"

Nanay: Oo nman! Tingnan nyo yang ama nyo 1st love ko, hanggang ngayon

buhay pa ang hinayupak, d p mamatay n lng!

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Attorney: Nsan k ng mangyari ang rape?

Witness: Sa maisan po!

Attorney: Anong gingawa mo don?

Witness: Tumatae po!

Attorney: Ilang hakbang ka mula sa krimen?

Witness: Pucha nman attorney! meron bang tumatae na pahakbang-hakbang?

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Boy: Cno matapang?! Lumabas matapang jan!

Lalaking madaming tattoo: Ako matapang...! Bakit?!

Boy: Survey lng po.... O ung mga duwag nman ......

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Son: Ma, bakit kayo tumatalbog sa ibabaw ni daddy??

Mom: Wala anak, pinapaliit ko lang tiyan ng Daddy mo.

Son: Nye! Mapapagod ka lang kasi hinihipan din uli yan ni yaya!

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A black baby was given a pair of wings by a fairy....

Baby: does this mean im an angel??

Fairy laughs....

Fairy: Of course not! negrang 'to, ambisyosa! Paniki ka!

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Nanay: anak, hindi ka ba nahihiya??! linis ako nang linis dito

tapos ikaw, naglalaro lang jan?!!

Anak: Nay, hindi ba mas nakakahiya kung ako ang naglilinis jan

at ikaw ang naglalaro dito?? toink...

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Magkaibigan kumakain...

Pedro: Anong palaman ng tinapay mo?

Juan: Kiso!

Pedro: Kiso? Ano ka ba nakakahiya ka! Hindi yan kiso!

Chess yan.. CHESS!!

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Prof : Who among you experienced having sex with a ghost??

Juan raised his hand...

Prof : Really?? How does it feel to have sex with a ghost?

Juan: Ay pucha! Akala ko goats!!

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chin chin gutierrez according to kai huang

Photo by Kai Huang

I want to be like Chin Chin someday! :)

Bob Dylan wins arts award in Spain

By CIARAN GILES, Associated Press Writer Wed Jun 13, 11:50 AM ET

AP Photo: Bob Dylan performs during the 2006 New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival in New Orleans,...

MADRID, Spain -

Bob Dylan was awarded Spain's Prince of Asturias arts award, one of the country's most prestigious honors, Wednesday.

"He's a living legend of popular music," said Jose Llado Fernandez-Urrutia, president of the prize's panel of judges.

Dylan, 66, has been one of the most influential popular music artists in recent decades, and is regarded by many as a poet. His hits include "Blowin' in the Wind," "The Times They Are a-Changin'," "Like a Rolling Stone" and "All Along the Watchtower."

"He's considered one of the most important figures of song, a form in which he combines, in a majestic way, the beauty of his poetry and ethical commitment," said the prize foundation in a statement.

"For this reason, his music and message have had an outstanding influence on several generations of young people."

Dylan, born Robert Zimmerman in Duluth, Minn., was ranked No. 2 in Rolling Stone magazine's 100 Greatest Artists of All Time in 2004, second to the Beatles.

His most recent recording, "Modern Times," on the Columbia Records label, entered the U.S. album charts at No. 1 one week after it was released in 2006.

"He pioneered the introduction of literature in popular music, bringing together for the first time European and Afro-American rhythms that were a decisive and revolutionary influence on later generations of musicians," the foundation said.

Eight Prince of Asturias awards are given annually in categories including arts, science, sports and humanities to Spaniards and foreigners alike.

They are announced during the year and presented each autumn in the northern Spanish city of Oviedo, capital of the Asturias region.

Last year's arts award was won by Spanish film director Pedro Almodovar.

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Moving the whaling debate forward

VIEWPOINT By the Rt Hon Sir Geoffrey Palmer

The debate over commercial whaling is brought to the table once again at the International Whaling Commission's annual meeting. But, Geoffrey Palmer argues in this week's Green Room, there may be ways to avoid the usual stalemate.

It is devoutly to be hoped that light rather than heat emerges from that discussion Send us your comments Guide to the Great Whales

Since the commercial whaling moratorium went into effect in 1986, more than 29,000 whales have been killed under objection and special permit whaling.

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6689541.stm