Quotable Quotes & Recit Boo-Boos

1) Doranne on doing thesis: "I've been fermenting in the Palladium forever!"

2) Jack on Oposa v. Factoran: "The defense of the DENR was that they didn't have enough forest rangers."

3) Buddy in Crim Law Review: "This is an exercise of the State's favorite power - the police power."

4) Student: Sir, they confiscated the carabaos and according to the statute, they were to give it to the charitable institutions.
Jack: What will they do to the carabaos?
Student: Sir, they will use them.
Jack: No. What will they do to the carabaos?
Student: Sir, they will cook them. {The possibilities are endless, you know?!}

5)Jon: Ano ba? Ang init naman! Naka-on ba yung aircon? (Walks to the temp controller)
Jeland: Wag na! Maginaw dito!
Emil: Oo, nga! Maginaw! Nakikita ko na'ng utong ni Jeland.
Jon: Talaga? Ano'ng kulay?
Emil: Brown. {And then a little later...}

Doranne: Ang init ng aircon!
Lem: Wag na! Malamig na nga eh!
Emil: Lem, patingin nga?