When all else fails, follow instructions.

Better late than pregnant.

Pag may tyaga.. goodluck.

Behind the clouds are the other clouds.

Aanhin pa ang damo.. kung bato na ang uso!

Its better to cheat than to repeat!

Do unto others... then run!!!

Kapag puno na ang salop, kumuha na ng ibang salop.

When all else fails, follow instructions.

To err is human, to errs is humans.

Dont judge the book by its cover... if u are not a judge or else you will cover the book!

No guts, no glory... no ID, no entry.

Birds of the same feather make a good feather duster.

Kapag maikli ang kumot, tumangkad ka na!

No man is an island because time is gold.

Ang buhay ay parang gulong, minsan nasa ibabaw minsan nasa... vulcanizing shop.

Ako ang nagsaing... iba ang kumain. Diet ako eh.

An apple a day, makes seven apples a week.