Recit Boo-boos

This is how recitation in law school sometimes goes...

Professor: So, where do you post this notice?
Student: Sir, in the post office!

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Professor: Mr. A, what do you understand by “triennial cohabitation?” Any ideas?
Student: Sir, it’s three people living together! (Makes sense!)

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Professor: What is 10% of 250 congressmen?
Student (with confidence): 32.7! (And the 0.70 congressman would be..?)

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Professor: What do you waive in a mutual agreement of adultery?
Student: The right to sole possession of my husband, sir! (What else?)

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Professor (picks a card off the deck and calls on…): Ms. K!
Student (Ms. K’s seatmate): Sir, she’s in the ladies room.
Professor: Mr. X, how do you know she’s in the ladies’ room?
Student (points to the empty seat beside him): Sir, she’s not here, therefore she’s there. (Where else could she legitimately be?)

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Professor: Do you like Sinatra, Ms. A?
Student: Sir, not much.
Professor: Who is you favorite musical artist then?
Student: Sir, 2pac! (Professor gets a bit rattled upon hearing of such an entity. Ms. A senses this and adds…) Sir, uhh, sir, 50 cent! (That answer definitely closed the age gap.)

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Professor: In the case of Magtajas v. Pryce, what kind of building are they building?
(Student gives a blank stare. Professor makes hand gestures in the air to illustrate a hotel.)
Student: Father, tall?!

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Professor: Mr. J, what is the problem in the case of Ormoc Sugar?
Student: Sir, flash floods? (No, dear. Ormoc Sugar, not Ormoc per se!)