A Hodge-Podge Day in the Life of 4A

This is how conversations and law school recitations go for seniors the morning of their theses deadline.

Minutes before our first Civ Law Review class (we've had two weeks' worth of free cuts):

Lem (writes on the board): Lecture na lang kasi sabog tayo
Sep (reacts): Dapat pagpasok nya, lahat tayo mukhang pagod!
Sarj: (hyena laugh)
Titit: Baket?! Mukha naman tayong pag... Sarj! Tama na kakatawa!

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Lem: Sabihin na lang natin pag natawag tayo, Sir, I can only give you jibber jabber! Do you accept or not accept?!?!?!?! (with characteristic Lem hand movements and emphasis)
Sarj: Ako, sir, deal? Or no deal?!

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Prof: Aside from these fertilizer, what are the other types of immovables?
Kiko: Sir, basically, Manresa...
Abi (in a whisper): Si Manresa? Immovable?

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Jack: So, what's this subsection 2 of section 26?
Iya: Sir, the Court said...